What fools these mortals be.

What fools these mortals be.

A twenty one year old loser, from England.

I will often chat shit.
I will forever reblog cats
LSP is my spirit animal.

I like things and stuff.
Metal, Comics, Adventure Time, InMe, Skyrim, Festivals, Sex, Beards, The Wonder Years, Horror Movies, Beer, Silent Hill, Rum, Purple, Minecraft, Batman, Shots, Iron Maiden, Space Things, Attack On Titan.
Anonymous asked: Anonymous confession: I really want to have sex with someone new, but I'm in a commutes relationship. I love my partner, I just miss the excitement of exploring someone's body for the first time b


Ooooh I didn’t actually expect to get one! Thanks for sharing anon.. I can’t say I can relate to your confession but it’s not the first time I’ve heard someone feel that way.

I wouldn’t condone cheating though… In the end, is sex with someone else really worth losing the person you love?

Please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

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Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

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